Is it live...?

Once it was appointment television--now it's homework television. Here's what's piled up on our DVRs this week.

Kristen: writer, married, new mother
In Shape with Sharon Mann - 6 episodes, 5 of which are new
Gilad's Bodies in Motion - 3 episodes, all new
Friday Night Lights - 2 episodes
Ken Burns' Civil War - the first episode
Great Performances - 1 episode, the Broadway performance of "Cyrano" with Kevin Kline and Jennifer Garner
True Life - 4 episodes, 3 old, one half-watched
Top Gear - 11 episodes, 9 new. One of the old ones is the one where David Tennant was the celebrity in a mid-range car, so I will never delete it.
Intervention - 5 episodes, 4 new
Showbiz Moms and Dads - 6 episodes, none new
Pushing Daisies - 5 episodes
17 Kids and Counting - 2 episodes, none new
Life on Mars - 4 episodes, all new
The 2007 Doctor Who Christmas Special - not new
Weaponology - 12 episodes, 10 new
POV - 2 episodes, both new
All-Star Workouts - 2 episodes, both new
Cardio Blasts - 4 episodes, 3 new
Treasure Hunting in America - 35 seconds …only because this guy I know did this commercial for this weight-loss drug and I leapt up and recorded it and now I feel I can't ever get rid of it.
Made - 1 episode, not new

Jared: writer, bachelor, working on it
The 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards
Cowboy Bebop - 3 episodes
Scrubs - 3 episodes
Saturday Night Live - 2 episodes, both watched
Cool Japan - 3 episodes
NIHONGO Quick Lesson - 5 episodes. These are 10-minute Japanese lessons—actual homework TV.
ImagineNation - 2 episodes
Punk'd - 1 episode …because Kristen Bell was on it, and she is delightful.
The Soup – 1 episode. Indispensible--allows me to make fun of reality television without watching reality television.
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart – the most recent 4 episodes
ER - 1 episode, new
30 Rock - 1 episode, already watched ...but I will pore over it several more times to extract every morsel of comedy goodness.
The Office – 1 episode, a repeat
Loser
Manhattan
Spectacle - 3 episodes. Elvis Costello’s talk show on Sundance Channel.
The Big Bang Theory - 1 episode, a repeat
Pushing Daisies - 9 episodes. Clearly, the best show neither of us is watching.
The Sarah Silverman Program- 3 episodes
Gavin and Stacey - the last two episodes of the season
Mad Men - the last two episodes of last season
Lost - the last two episodes. I just don't want things toend.

Sorry, that just would have been too hard to Twitter.